I have two of the most ridiculous dogs ever to walk the earth. This is said with love, of course, but they are two of the most goofy, clumsy, bouncy, slobbery dogs ever. Period.
They love to go outside, rain or shine, and do several laps around the yard at full throttle. You can just walk outside, and a streak of color whizzes past you. Wait a couple of seconds, and there it goes again!
Of course, when they’re all done, they go roll around in any mud they can find, so the house get nice and dirty when they come back inside.
Occasionally, we chase each other around the house, and we have a wood floor that they simply cannot get any traction on. I’ll be standing there, and a dog will come barreling toward me. I step to the right. The dog skids right past me, limbs flying everywhere, trying to change direction.
At the end of every day, they are so exhausted that they pass out. They get plenty of rest so that we can do it all again tomorrow!